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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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Haunted Mansion Holiday by: Corsey21

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I lost my beanie today 😭 so I have to flatten my hair this way. Inspired by #dodomamas #chickenheads (Taken with instagram)

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meido:

would kill for

I remember I wanted this.

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One of the most amazing gentlemen you’ll ever meet😄 @ethikal (Taken with instagram)

These bitches haha @waterboy96 Yesenia 😜 (Taken with instagram)